God I love her.
Best line in television ever
*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
they are cuteD’awww, Ellen.(:
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
god i love hearing all abt ur lives like u might think ur annoying but like i love to hear what u guys have 2 say and ur opinions on things and i like to hear abt your pets and how ur going on a date with a cute boy and what u thought of this movie u watched love u guys
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
i’m in friend love with all of you
macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this
HOW CAN IT BE TOO SOON MACKLEMORE IS NOT DEAD
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does